Satirical newspaper The Onion has been jubilant at beating Democratic US Senate candidate Amy McGrath on how she will use the massive money she has raised for her campaign.
On Tuesday, the hopeful Kentucky team lost to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, losing by more than 20 points. However, despite the tough battle she faced in overthrowing the top GOP legislator, McGrath is still receiving massive campaign donations, raking in a whopping $ 90 million. la.
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After her defeat, The Onion joked how McGrath would burn the rest of the money … by throwing himself a lavish “bonanza concession.”;
“We may not have beaten Mitch McConnell last night, but this grassroots movement is not over yet – we’ll take it to Dubai, Monaco and hit the casinos in Singapore,” McGrath said in the report. fictional. “I want nothing without my wonderful staff, volunteers, Bengal tiger trainers, Madonna, and dozens of Playboy bunnies via Dom Pérignon. And of course, most of all, I am. I want to thank my family and the U2s, who spent a lot of money booking and flying separately, so remember to check them out after the Blue Angels screening. ”
According to The Onion, McGrath reminded attendees not to forget to “pick up their Fabergé egg gift bags near the front gate between the second dolphin pool and Kylie Jenner’s selfie station.”
“At press time, McGrath was stripped of the blast in a brand new yellow Bugatti because the $ 2 million worth of fireworks read ‘Against!’ has exploded in the sky “, the report concludes.
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Republicans are expected to maintain control of the Senate while four races have yet to be called. Democrats successfully flipped two seats in Colorado and Arizona while the GOP flipped one seat in the Senate.